#shitpost kind of

[defectivegembrain]

no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it

[oozebrain]

Art hugging you so tight that your spine snaps in half and you’re finally free from your mortal flesh prison 🖤🖤🖤

[doroken]

[drewbs]

guys imma be so fr

everyone’s drawing needles as this tall ass bitch that’s absolutely serving cunt with every fiber of his being but i literally pictured him as a fucking sea urchin

i was like awww jonny wrote a silly little guy that likes to roll onto people and stick a shit ton of needles into them

like that

he was just rolling around minding his own business when some asshole was like lol what if i just grabbed him and so he killed him

like that’s reasonable

[big-idiot-wolf-boys]

i finally understand how my 25 yr old mom felt in the 2008 recession

Just caught my 25 yr old ass thinking about watching home improvement/renovation/decoration shows cuz god knows ill never be able to do it irl

[smoolio]

Vengeance Saga has me acting up

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[blackbatest]

my most controversial batman opinion to date

[punkitt-is-here]

guess who stumbled into something fascinating last night

[savachpencil]

[pigeonpalacade]

She's homing on my land, she aing on my train

[aclownsclownery]

It's me birthday yippee

Okay now time to be filled with dread for a week at the thought of aging

[anbaisai]

Couldn't unsee Aira's hair as literally pink Azul hair so I had to make this once episode 10 of Dandadan dropped

[the-witchhunter]

So John Constantine has canonically exorcised a ghost by telling it to piss off, so imagine, if you will, this:

Box Ghost:*appears* I am the Box Ghost, prepare to meet your rectangular and cardboard DOOM

John: Piss off

Box Ghost: *disappears*

John: Now, as I was saying-

Danny, sleep deprived and one ghost attack away from a mental breakdown: *in awe* TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MAGIC MAN

———

Box Ghost, in the Ghost Zone: What the *bleep*

[bklily]

The difference between the TWST servers after this recent March update has been incredibly funny.