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no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it
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Art hugging you so tight that your spine snaps in half and you’re finally free from your mortal flesh prison 🖤🖤🖤
#art the clown#terrifier#terrifier 2#terrifier 3#art the clown x reader#art the clown x you#shitpost kind of#I just want him to hug me#blood cw#death ment tw
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#kirby#kirby fanart#kirby nightmare in dream land#meta knight#meta knights#axe knight#mace knight#trident knight#javelin knight#shitpost kind of#no idea wtf i did with javelin there 💀#KIRBY WASN'T WRONG
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guys imma be so fr
everyone’s drawing needles as this tall ass bitch that’s absolutely serving cunt with every fiber of his being but i literally pictured him as a fucking sea urchin
i was like awww jonny wrote a silly little guy that likes to roll onto people and stick a shit ton of needles into them
like that
he was just rolling around minding his own business when some asshole was like lol what if i just grabbed him and so he killed him
like that’s reasonable
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english speakers will never understand the struggle of when you don't know whether to siezen or duzen someone
#non sims#shitpost kind of#so yeah I have found two supervisors and they are both amazingly helpful#second supervisor is only two years older than me so I was very unsure about how to address him#both options are kind of awkward because he IS in a higher position but also basically my age#luckily he was immediately like “yeah no just say du” lmao
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i finally understand how my 25 yr old mom felt in the 2008 recession
Just caught my 25 yr old ass thinking about watching home improvement/renovation/decoration shows cuz god knows ill never be able to do it irl
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One of these days I am going to make neon sparklecat warriors OC who is Scourges son, transgender, and super gay. And also evil. And who has been arrested for committing murder and tax fraud but broke out of jail because they're just that cool. And also they're the leader of BloodClan and they took all of Firestar's nine lives as revenge. But today is not that day.
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Vengeance Saga has me acting up
#epic the musical#drawing#artists on tumblr#epic vengeance saga#epic hermes#kind of a shitpost#but also hermes would absolutely do that
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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
#Mormon Jesus really wanted me to watch someone crack their bumper?#It was kind of funny to watch#like if this is gods apology i guess i can take it#a decade and a half of radio silence between former highschool friends and then one sends the other a shitpost#and maybe the friendship isnt fixed but its a channel you know?#at least we're talking again#would that all my stupid mistakes could be divine shitposts#amen#Babylon-Lore
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my most controversial batman opinion to date
#if it wasnt clear its not a gender thing. its just a dumb name. not the dumbest name cass has had tho that goes to orphan#imo nobody should be batman after bruce because the point is that the bat team he establishes is stronger than he could ever be alone#to him batman is also a hero who suffered alone a lot and he doesnt want anyone else to have to be that kind of hero#bruce's legacy isnt batman its his family and gotham itself#but thats too deep for a shitpost#batman#cassandra cain#batfam#dick grayson#damian wayne#dc#dc comics#mine
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a satisfactory answer for Selina
#bruce wayne#batman#selina kyle#catwoman#batcat#bruce#selina#mine#my art#i wanted to make the bat ears fold back SO badly but it looked too odd . unfortunately#wanted to put the collar ON HIM too but also it looked too out of place. SAD .#oh my GOD i forgot i could add IDs to these pictures now !!!#just finished adding that#i will see if i can do that for the other images i posted on this blog#anyway#thats her pookie bear.... her discord kitten...#who said that#this is what batcat is . to me . not that deep#just playful. selina gets to cause a little mischief whenever she wants and bruce gets be ouppy when he wants#thats just what the file names are LOL ouppy 1 2 and 3#in another post i may feel inclined to expand on it instead of in these tags#just know that there are very few people he would let restrain him and she is one of them. they just vibe like that.#younger bruce DOES follow her like a little duckling for these kinds of things. older bruce is too miserable to do fwb w anyone anymore#so they just enjoy each others company and reminiscence#mm. alot of tags for a shitpost.
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#mouthwashing#mouthwash#shitpost#meme#jimmy mouthwashing#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#Photos taken moments before the catastrophe#Jimmy is so shitty for the love of all known on Earth#Curly created a hell of his own kind
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She's homing on my land, she aing on my train
#the boys#the boys fanart#the boys tv#homelander#a train#my art#digital art#kind of a shitpost#i think i put too much effort into it it has left the shitpost category#i dont know who the original meme is by i apologise
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guess who stumbled into something fascinating last night
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It's me birthday yippee
Okay now time to be filled with dread for a week at the thought of aging
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Every culture in all of human history was so right about carbs and fat together being a blessing upon earth. Eating bread with butter knowing I am partaking in one of humanities biggest shared joys
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